The End of an Era

So, they've finally called it quits. Now, believe it or not, there is a heart beating underneath this ol' bitch's hateful ribcage, and it actually does make me sad that these two have split. I'm more of a Jessica fan than Ashlee (I get it...you're sister's super-hot and that fucked you up...now, fucking get over it, or get interesting, cause otherwise, I'm through with you, Ashlee Simpson! And P.S. trying to out-"hot" her is such a bad plan--trust me--I know of which I speak.) and I actually used to find her naivite rather charming and that she and Nick seemed like a cute couple.

Alas, we all got to watch the cookie crumble, (Is that an appropriate expression? Who knows, I'm sort of out of it...) but at the end of the day, I hope we've all learned a very important lesson about pre-marital sex.

And boobs.

Or not.

I'm not really sure.